WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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