I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?