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• (847): View more from Illinois

  dude, osama threatened the US again

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  dude. i slept with your sister last night

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  what?

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  I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Found your pants in the mailbox

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  What were my pants doing in the mailbox?

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  I don't know but there's postage on them

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Did you get my bra back of the bartender?

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  I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"

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  Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.

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• (530): View more from California

  tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner

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• (585): View more from New York

  Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....

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