the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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