Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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