have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Your penis caused this!
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