Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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