so explain again why im purple
no
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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