In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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