just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
her facebook's as public as her vagina
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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