who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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