Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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