sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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