That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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