I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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