We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.