it hurts more in the daytime
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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