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• (650): View more from California

  i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!

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  Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.

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• (209): View more from California

  come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.

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