get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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