Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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