i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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