I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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