You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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