Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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