Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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