yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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