So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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