We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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