I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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