his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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