so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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