he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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