You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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