Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You need a sexual gate keeper
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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