Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Houston, we have a blender
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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