what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Randomize
