You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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