I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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