We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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