i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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