how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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