Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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