he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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