Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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