he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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