You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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