Hey man sorry I got all grabby
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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