And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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