plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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