I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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