Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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