we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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