Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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