Don't you send me to vm
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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