Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I wish i was in the wii world.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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